🍌 Getting Punk’d by Mercury?
Hiya friend,
How's Mercury retrograde (Rx) treating you this go-round? Over here, it's absolute BANANAS.
Car traumas troubles, miscommunications and bad news in the mail — just to name a quick few. 😵
Honestly, I just can't even.
I've been joking that even Shakespeare couldn't have written a comedy as poetic as the one this Mercury Rx has delivered to my door. 📕
As an astrologer, I know that the Cosmic Trickster kind of just won't let up until you're finally laughing at the pandemonium of it all.
But I mean, dude, you can't just be like, "I'm going to laugh about this so it goes away." The Universe can sniff out an inauthentic surrender before you've even set your mind to it. 🏳️
The only option in a Mercury Rx is to let go and roll with the punches.
Until finally you get the cherry on top, and the floodgates open, and you're giggling with the sheer majesty of the chaos. 🍒
(And obviously, meditate so that you can get through it without cracking up.)
🍌 I've had one hell of a 48-hours. I'm not particularly inclined to expend the last remaining shards of my sanity with an astrological forecast, but I'll be back next week. (Maybe. Hopefully.)
In the meantime, if you want to learn more about this cosmic event or remedies for mitigating the mayhem ...
then mosey on over here, and easily download my FREE Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide.
You'll get:
🐒 A quick audio from yours truly giving you the skinny
🐒 Tips for surviving it and
🐒 A bonus guide PDF for implementing the suggested remedies
If you have a too-good-to-be-true Mercury Rx story, please holler back. I'd love to hear it.
Otherwise, I'll leave you with one of my own from years yonder (because TBH, this current story is still too fresh to tell without re-traumatizing myself):
Once, while I was in the breathtaking Himalayan foothills of India, I watched some little monkeys playing. They were so ridiculously cute.
I oooohed and awed and oooohed some more while snapping photos on my digital camera (remember those?).
Until ...
They began to scale the wall of a large multi-unit dwelling and jumped right into the home of someone on the third floor who had forgotten to close their windows! 😳
And whhere I'm sure they promptly got into as much mischief as possible and absolutely ate and/or stole whatever their thieving little hands could grab!!
(If you're unfamiliar with monkeys in the wild, let me assure you that the above video is not exaggerated.) 🥭
What does this have to do with Mercury Rx?
Just that when I think of Mercury, I think of monkeys and those Himalayan monkeys in particular.
Why?
Because intelligence, curiosity, mischief and petty theft are all archetypes that fall under Mercury's domain. 🐵
Cute and playful monkeys = Mercury
Cute and playful monkeys wreaking havoc = Mercury gone retrograde, baby! 😉
Ciao for now, my friend.
xo,
E
